Much to Hyrule's distaste, we, the Great Twinrova, sorceress sisters of Gerudo Desert, are back. We will not be leaving anytime soon so either bow down to your new King, Ganondorf or we will brainwash you into doing so. If you have any queries for my sister and I, we will be glad to answer them. If you would like to speak to a specific sister, be sure to make it clear. Stupid questions will result in punishment, so think wisely before opening your mouths.
March 10th, 2012
Reasons Why I Choose to be Single..
1. It’s less stressful.
2. You don’t have the freedom like “special friends do”
3. I’m too busy to commit time to someone who isn’t serious.
4. You can’t trust many people nowadays.
5. Men will lie for no reason at all it seems.
6. I hate the cycle. Meet->Like-> Love-> Heartbreak.
7. I expect alot from the person I’m giving my all to.
8. I believe in hopeless romance, most guys find that cheesy.
9. When settling down, I don’t want to have to settle for less.
10. I love kittens. All they want is some love & food. That can be done.
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Kotake: Hm.. try there aren’t any men around here who can handle me.. -raises a brow-
Koume: Oh! Kittens! Kittens!
Kotake: Idiot -nudges Koume-
Koume: Oh shut your wrinkly lips.. you know kittens are adorable..
Kotake: And very fragile.
March 10th, 2012
Koume: -grins playfully- Hee hee hee!
Kotake: Mmm -twists her lips and leaves the room-
March 10th, 2012
Koume: Alright.. well here you go! Keep quiet about it.. Kotake isn’t exactly aware that I made it..
March 10th, 2012
Kotake: No. Leave. Now.
March 10th, 2012
Kotake: Hmm.. he was good friends with Nabooru if that’s what you’re talking about.
March 10th, 2012
Koume: So fluffy!
Kotake: No. Please leave.
Koume: You’re so rude..
March 9th, 2012
Koume: -looks at Tori sympathetically- Kotake.. what shou-
Kotake: We’re not fit to care for a third, Koume.
Koume: -sends a sharp glare at Kotake- We can’t just leave her.. she’s a sweet heart and she’s already involved with people on Ganon’s side I’m sure. Theres really no where else she can go without getting attacked!
Kotake: That was her choice when she decided to become an appren-
Koume: You’re so mean! -swats Kotake with her broom and turns to Tori- Of course you can be our apprentice!
Kotake: -glares at Koume and freezes her lips shut and sighs rubbing her temples our of frustration- Fine.. but you are to stick with Koume for now..I’ve got to figure out how this is going to work..
Koume: -grimaces at Kotake as her lips thaw- She’s just grumpy.. she’ll warm up to you soon I’m sure.. she’s always like that! -smiles happily-
March 8th, 2012
Have you heard of a crappy website called Facebook?
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Kotake: We have; however it is of no use to us.
Koume: B-but sister.. Everyone from Hyrule has one.
Kotake: Not us.
Koume: -cough- Uhm.. y-yeah. -grins playfully-
Kotake: -sharp glare-
March 8th, 2012
Would you know where Ganondorf is? He has not around for a while…
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Kotake: It seems he’s been quite busy. We haven’t heard from him lately.
Koume: Then again we haven’t been super available until the storm just recently ended..
March 8th, 2012
Koume: Aww.. -grins from ear to ear- Sister! Can we?
Kotake: -grimaces slightly- You remember what happened to our last apprentice though sister..
Koume: Oh yeah..
Kotake: As honored as we are to be considered the best to you, we would need a bit of time to brush up on everything so no one gets hurt.
Koume: We’ll start right away, but for now just stick with Veran.. she couldn’t have just run out of things to teach you.
